Built for stand-up comedians, touring comics, sketch comedians, and satire writers

Your comedy career deserves a real platform
— not Instagram-bio link hell.

VeloCMS is an independent tour-date and bit-archive platform for stand-up comedians, touring comics, open-mic regulars building a brand, comedy podcasters, sketch comedians, satire writers, alt-comedy specialists, and queer comedy specialists — tour-date posts with venue and ticket-link integration, set list and bit archives organized by category (political, observational, dark, family, dating), audio and video clip embedding (Vimeo, YouTube, podcast audio), and BYOK Stripe paid comedy-special video unlock at 0% platform fee — with the Manifesto Black theme free on every plan.

Why your comedy career is still stuck in TicketWeb's fee stack

TicketWeb, Eventbrite, Instagram, Linktree, Mailchimp — five platforms, five logins, five monthly fees, and your fans still cannot find your tour dates and clips in one place.

TicketWeb + Eventbrite + DICE take 7-15% per ticket + service fees on top

A $20 club ticket nets you $14-16 after platform fee and service charge — before the venue takes their cut. For a touring comic doing four shows a week, that is $500-1,000 a month lost to platforms you do not own, cannot customize, and have no SEO presence on. Your 'event page' lives at ticketweb.com/event/xyz — not on your domain. The moment the show is over, that page is dead weight. No searchable archive, no long-tail traffic for 'stand-up comedy {city} 2026,' no way for a fan who missed the show to find the clip.

Your bits live on Instagram Reels and TikTok where the algorithm decides who sees you

You spend six hours writing and recording a tight three-minute set. Post it to Instagram — Reach throttles to 200 views if the algorithm decides you're not paying for ads. Meanwhile your fan email list, if you had one, would land your tour announcement in 5,000 inboxes with guaranteed delivery. TikTok is an even harder lottery for comedians: your clip competes with every trending sound, every dance, every cat video, and the app's compression makes your audio sound worse than an open-mic recording from 2009. Your material exists on someone else's platform, compressed, algorithmed, and then gone in 72 hours.

Mailchimp + Linktree + Square = $80-150/mo for three platforms when one platform should cover everything

Mailchimp at $13-25/mo for tour announcement emails. Linktree at $9/mo because your Instagram bio can only hold one link. Square Appointments or a Squarespace booking page to sell merch or comedy specials at 2.6% per transaction. Three logins, three monthly charges, three places your audience hops between to find your stuff. A fan who heard about your show from someone at an open mic will click your Instagram bio, find a Linktree, click to find your shows, discover TicketWeb, buy a ticket, and never once land on a page you own. You have no idea who they are, no email address, no way to tell them when you are back in their city.

What a comedian-first publishing platform actually gives you

Tour-date posts with ticket links, bit archive by category, audio/video clip embedding, BYOK Stripe paid specials, and Manifesto Black — one platform, one owned presence, zero fragmented SaaS stack.

Tour-date posts with venue + city + date + ticket-link integration — per-city pages that build SEO

Every show gets a permanent post at yourdomain.com/shows/venue-city-date — not a TicketWeb event page that goes dark after the show. Each post carries the venue name, city, show time, and a direct ticket link (TicketWeb, DICE, venue box office, or your own BYOK Stripe checkout). The post stays live after the show so fans can find the clip archive from that night. Over time, 50 show posts at 50 venues in 30 cities builds real domain authority for '{city} stand-up comedy' queries — the kind of long-tail search traffic that Instagram and TicketWeb will never send you because they keep it for themselves.

Bit archive organized by category — political, observational, dark, family, dating, searchable and taggable

Your jokes are an asset. Right now that asset lives in notes apps, voice memos, and Instagram drafts. A VeloCMS bit archive gives each category its own tag-filtered index: a booker searching 'political comedian {city}' can land on your observational-comedy archive and understand exactly what you do before they email. A fan who loved your dating material at the open mic can find the essay version of that bit and share it. Sketch comedians can archive scripts alongside the video. Satire writers can publish essays with the same system. The archive compounds: every bit you add makes the next booking inquiry smarter.

Audio/video clip embedding native — Vimeo, YouTube, audio podcast embed on your domain

Your clips live on YOUR domain, not Instagram. Paste a Vimeo, YouTube, or podcast audio URL into the post editor and it embeds cleanly — no iframes to debug, no embed code to manage. The clip is indexed at yourdomain.com/shows/venue-city-date/clip rather than lost in a grid of 900 Instagram posts. Search engines index your clip pages and surface them for 'stand-up comedy set {city} {year}' queries. LLM crawlers read your bit descriptions and cite your domain as a comedy resource. Audio podcast embeds let you host a comedy podcast episode alongside tour-date posts without needing a separate RSS platform for discovery.

BYOK Stripe paid comedy-special unlock — 0% platform fee, you keep 100% minus Stripe 2.9%+$0.30

Set a price for your recorded comedy special — $5, $10, $15, whatever makes sense — and sell it directly to fans from your domain. No comedy streaming platform taking 50-80%. No trying to compete with specials from famous names on Netflix algorithm. Your fans who saw you at the open mic and want to share your hour with their friends get a clean checkout page at yourdomain.com/specials/your-title, pay via Stripe, and get a private video link. 100 fans at $10 = $1,000 minus $33 in Stripe fees. You keep $967 and you now have 100 email addresses of people who paid to watch you.

Manifesto Black theme included free — bold zine-aesthetic perfect for indie comedy culture

The Manifesto Black theme was designed for independent creative voices that do not fit the polished startup aesthetic: brutal-poster typography, high-contrast black-dominant layout, underground zine design language, and a reading experience that says 'this person is serious about their work and does not need Instagram's approval.' It fits stand-up comedians the same way it fits tattoo artists — the aesthetic is an argument. A touring comic whose VeloCMS site loads in Manifesto Black is communicating their brand before a fan reads a single word. Alternative themes if the aesthetic does not match your voice: Hackerstack for a text-heavy comedy-blogger vibe with monospace credibility, Brutalist Press for indie-zine editorial structure with more column variety.

Features comedians and their fans actually need

Tour-date posts, bit archive, audio/video clip embed, paid specials, fan email list — without the TicketWeb fee stack or the Instagram algorithm lottery.

Tour-date posts — venue + city + date + ticket-link, permanent archive after show

Shows live at yourdomain.com/shows/venue-city-date, carry the clip after the night is done, and build SEO for '{city} stand-up comedy' long-tail queries that no TicketWeb page can touch.

Per-city pages build domain authority for local comedy search queries

50 shows in 30 cities = 30 city-indexed pages with venue, clip, and tour context. '{city} comedy show' searches find your domain, not a third-party ticketing platform your name disappears from after the event.

Bit archive — category tags (political, observational, dark, family, dating), searchable

Every bit, essay, script, or set note gets a category tag and a permanent URL. Bookers can browse your observational work, fans can share your dark material, podcast listeners can read the written version of what they heard in an episode.

Audio/video clip embed — Vimeo, YouTube, podcast audio — indexed on your domain

Paste a URL, get a native embed. Your clips and episode audio live at yourdomain.com, not in an Instagram grid or a scattered RSS feed. Search engines index the page, not just the platform host.

BYOK Stripe paid comedy-special unlock — 0% platform fee, one-time or recurring

Sell your recorded hour, a clip pack, or a recurring comedy newsletter directly from your domain. VeloCMS takes 0% — only Stripe standard 2.9% + $0.30 applies. Every buyer becomes an email contact you own.

Fan email list for tour announcements — owned subscribers, guaranteed inbox delivery

When you book a show in a new city, your email list gets the announcement — not the Instagram algorithm. Fans who have bought a ticket before, watched a paid special, or signed up at a show are in your list. You control the send.

From TicketWeb chaos to one owned platform in five steps

No developer, no Zapier glue, no migration wizard. Your tour archive, your bit categories, your clip embed, your paid special — on your domain.

0130-45 min

Export TicketWeb / Eventbrite past show history + Mailchimp subscribers

From Eventbrite: go to your Organizer dashboard, navigate to Reports, and export your event history as a CSV — includes event names, dates, venues, and attendee counts. From TicketWeb: contact support for a past-events export; they hold historical data but do not surface a self-serve export tool. From Mailchimp: Audience → Export → download the CSV (email, first name, last name, subscription date). Your TicketWeb and Eventbrite accounts stay live throughout — migration runs alongside your existing presence. No audience is lost.

0245-90 min

Upload tour-date archive + bit categories

In Admin → Posts, create a post for each past show: title (e.g. 'The Comedy Store — Los Angeles, March 15 2025'), venue, city, show date, and a clip embed if you have video. Add the tag 'show' plus the city tag (e.g. 'los-angeles'). For your bit archive, create posts for each bit or set topic: title (the bit name or theme), category tags (political, observational, dark, family, dating, alt, sketch, satire), and the written version of the set or a video embed. Publish. Your tour history now lives at yourdomain.com with SEO surface — not a dead TicketWeb link.

0320-30 min

Set up audio/video clip embedding — YouTube, Vimeo, podcast audio

In your VeloCMS post editor, paste a YouTube or Vimeo URL and the embed renders automatically — no code. For podcast audio, paste the episode URL from your host (Buzzsprout, Anchor, Transistor) and a native audio player embeds inline. If you run a comedy podcast, you can create an episode index page in Admin → Pages where each episode is a post with the audio embed and show notes. The page becomes your podcast homepage — fans can browse all episodes on your domain without leaving for a third-party player.

0420 min

Activate Manifesto Black + BYOK Stripe paid comedy-special tier

In Admin → Themes, click Manifesto Black → Apply. Instantly: bold zine-aesthetic, brutal-poster typography, high-contrast black-dominant layout that communicates your brand before a fan reads a word. Then in Admin → Settings → Membership, connect your Stripe account via 60-second OAuth. Create your first paid product: a comedy special ('One Hour — $10', single video access, one-time purchase), a clip pack ('Best Sets 2024-2025 — $15', 10 clips behind a paywall), or a recurring comedy newsletter ($5/month, members get the written bit archive + tour announcements before anyone else). VeloCMS takes 0%.

0520 min

Migrate Linktree to single VeloCMS landing page with tour dates + bits + newsletter signup

In Admin → Pages, create a page called 'Shows + Links' or just leave the home page as your hub. Add a section for upcoming shows (linked to your show posts), a section for your bit archive (linked to the category filter), a section for your paid comedy special (linked to the Stripe checkout), and a newsletter signup form for fans who want tour announcements. Update your Instagram bio link to point to yourdomain.com. Cancel Linktree. Your $9/month Linktree Pro fee just paid for two months of VeloCMS Pro — and your new 'link in bio' is an actual website you own.

VeloCMS vs TicketWeb vs Eventbrite vs Instagram+Linktree

FeatureVeloCMSTicketWebEventbriteInstagram+Linktree
Custom domainYesShared TicketWeb subdomainShared Eventbrite subdomainN/A — Linktree custom $9/mo extra
Platform fee per ticket0% BYOK Stripe7-15% + service fees7-12% + service feesN/A
Bit archive with category tagsYesNoNoNo
Audio/video clip embedYesNoNoY — algorithm-throttled, compressed
BYOK Stripe paid special unlockYesNoNoNo
Fan email list to owned subscribersYesNoLimited — no newsletterNo
Cost per year ($)0-3487-15% per show x volume7-12% per show x volumeLinktree $108/yr + Mailchimp $156+/yr
Pricing designed for independent comedians and comedy producers

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Free covers 100 posts, Manifesto Black theme, tour-date archive, bit categories, and audio/video clip embedding. Upgrade when you need a custom domain or BYOK Stripe paid comedy specials.

Free

$0

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  • Tour-date archive + bit categories
  • Audio/video clip embedding (Vimeo, YouTube, podcast)
  • Fan newsletter signup
  • velocms.org subdomain
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Pro

$9/mo

  • Everything in Free
  • Custom domain
  • BYOK Stripe paid comedy-special unlock
  • 1,000 posts
  • Hackerstack + Brutalist Press themes
  • Email newsletter to fan subscribers
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$29/mo

  • Everything in Pro
  • Team members (venue or agency multi-comic support)
  • Unlimited posts
  • Multi-author comedy collective blog
  • Priority support
  • Advanced analytics
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Questions from comedians and comedy producers

Everything about migrating from TicketWeb, setting up your bit archive, paid comedy specials, and the Manifesto Black theme.

Frequently asked questions

Can I migrate my TicketWeb tour history to VeloCMS?

Yes. TicketWeb does not offer a self-serve archive export, but you can contact their support team to request a past-events CSV. For Eventbrite, the export is self-serve: Organizer dashboard → Reports → export event history. Once you have the CSV, create a Post in VeloCMS for each past show — title (venue + city + date), clip embed if you have video from that night, and the city + show tags. The posts stay live after the shows are over, which is the main difference from TicketWeb: your permanent tour archive at yourdomain.com/shows builds SEO domain authority that a dead TicketWeb event page never will.

How does the bit archive category system work?

Every post in VeloCMS supports multiple tags. For your bit archive, you create a post for each bit or set topic — the title is the bit name or theme, the body is the written version (or an essay about how you developed it), and you tag it with one or more category tags: political, observational, dark, family, dating, alt, sketch, satire, or any custom category that fits your style. When a fan or booker visits yourdomain.com/tags/political, they see all your political material in one filtered index. When a booker is casting a 'family-friendly corporate show,' they can check yourdomain.com/tags/family to see exactly what your clean material looks like. The archive compounds over time — every bit you add makes the next booking inquiry more qualified.

Why is Manifesto Black the recommended theme for stand-up comedians?

Manifesto Black was designed for independent creative voices that do not fit the polished startup aesthetic: brutal-poster typography, high-contrast black-dominant layout, underground zine design language. It carries the same aesthetic logic as a hand-pasted comedy poster in a club bathroom — raw, intentional, zero corporate smoothing. A touring comic whose site loads in Manifesto Black is communicating their brand before a fan reads a single word. The theme also performs well for comedy-writing essays: the column width and typographic hierarchy make long-form text readable without feeling like a content-marketing blog. Alternative: Hackerstack if your persona is more text-heavy, comedy-critic-blogger — monospace credibility for alt-comedy and satire writers. Brutalist Press if you want more structural variety with an indie-zine editorial column layout.

How do paid comedy-special unlocks work via BYOK Stripe? (one-time vs recurring vs hybrid)

In Admin → Settings → Membership, you connect your Stripe account via 60-second OAuth and create products in three patterns. One-time unlock: a fixed price for access to a specific recorded special (e.g. 'One Hour — $10' — buyer pays once, gets a private video link via email). Recurring newsletter: a monthly fee (e.g. 'Comedy Insider — $5/month' — members get the written bit archive, early tour announcements, and clip drops before public release). Per-clip pack: a one-time purchase for a curated batch of sets (e.g. 'Best Sets 2024-2025 — $15' — 10 clips behind a single paywall). Each product gets its own checkout page at yourdomain.com. VeloCMS takes 0% on all of them; only Stripe standard 2.9% + $0.30 processing applies. Every buyer automatically joins your email list.

Can I host my comedy podcast RSS feed natively?

VeloCMS does not generate a native podcast RSS feed at launch — that is a planned feature. What you can do now: create a 'Podcast' tag and publish each episode as a post with the episode audio embedded (paste your Buzzsprout, Anchor, Transistor, or Spotify for Podcasters URL into the editor and it embeds as a native audio player). The episode post includes show notes, timestamps, and links. Your podcast host continues to distribute the RSS feed to Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Google Podcasts — VeloCMS serves as the episode homepage and searchable archive on your domain. Fans who find your domain via search or a clip embed can listen to the full episode without leaving your site.

Should I still post to Instagram and TikTok?

Yes — keep posting on both. Instagram and TikTok are still the primary discovery channels for comedy clips: a short clip of your strongest bit reaching a new audience is more valuable than any SEO article about your comedy style. But these platforms should be the discovery layer, not the archive. Every Instagram or TikTok post should point back to yourdomain.com — link in bio to your show page, clip caption to your special checkout, story to your newsletter signup. A fan who discovers you through a 30-second Instagram clip and clicks your bio link should land on your VeloCMS site, not a Linktree. Your domain is canonical. Instagram and TikTok are billboards that send traffic to it.

How do tour-date posts handle ticket-link integration — TicketWeb, DICE, venue box office?

Tour-date posts in VeloCMS are standard posts with a custom structure: the body carries the venue name, city, show date, show time, and a direct ticket link — any URL from TicketWeb, DICE, See Tickets, venue box office, or your own BYOK Stripe checkout. There is no proprietary ticketing API to integrate with — you paste the ticket URL as a link in the post, and fans click through to buy wherever you have already set up ticketing. This keeps your options open: you can use TicketWeb for major venues, DICE for club shows, and your own Stripe checkout for intimate shows or pay-what-you-want events. After each show, you can update the post with a clip embed, turning the 'upcoming show' post into a permanent 'past show archive' post at the same URL.

Can I run Hackerstack or Brutalist Press instead of Manifesto Black?

Yes. VeloCMS themes are swappable with one click — you are not locked in at signup. If you apply Manifesto Black now and decide six months later that Hackerstack fits your text-heavy comedy-blog persona better, you switch in Admin → Themes → Hackerstack → Apply. Your content does not change — themes change CSS only, never HTML structure or post organization. Hackerstack is the right choice if your identity is more comedy writer than touring comedian: monospace typefaces, minimal chrome, and a layout that foregrounds the text and positions you as a serious essayist who happens to also do stand-up. Brutalist Press is better if you run a comedy publication aesthetic — multiple column widths, structural hierarchy, and a zine-editorial feel with more layout variety than Manifesto Black. Both are available on the Free plan.

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